All about Fly

hi peeps!! tis is very funny and interesting. I got tis email fr my fren and I was so surprise tat they are so artistic...hehehe =b

What is that?

hi peeps! hav to delete my favrite song for a while to giv way to this video. The moment I watched tis 'story'...tis morning la...hehehe, I really wanna put it in my blog n share to all of the people who visited my blog. N then, again I was crying, after tat trus g washroom...dun blive me? go n ask my koleq....kan Jeremy???. It was so touching, no word can explain and I was speechless3 till now...

Father: Wat is tat?
Son: A Sparrow

Father: Wat is tat?
Son: I jus told u father, it’s a Sparrow

Father: Wat is tat?
Son: A Sparrow father a Sparrow. A S-p-a-r-r-o-w!

Father: Wat is tat?
Son: Y r u doing tis? I told u so many times. It’s a Sparrow! Can’t u get it?
Where r u going?

Father: Loud...
Son: Today my youngest son who a few days ago turned 3, was sitting with me at the park, when a Sparrow sat in front of us. My son asked me 21 times wat it was and I answered all 21 times tat it was...a Sparrow. I hugged him every single time he asked the same questio. Again and again...without getting mad, feeling affection for my innocent little boy.

** See I told u wat will happen after u watching tis video **

A Good Marriage

Peeps: Tis is a quick one, skip from work a bitttttt (if not stress owhhh!!!), just wan to entertain and share 'the good stuff' thru the cyperspace....tis is very wonderful sharing...hihihi..

The Smile of Sharing

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly place one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking. "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to by another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked,

"What is it that you are waiting for ma'am?"

She answered, "The teeth."

H1N1

Hi guys!!since i'v not tat busy today, wanna show u sumthing, sure it's very funny and interesting to cheer your day (n mine aswel)...enjoy the video =b!!

I don’t want you to TOUCH me baby
You go toilet…never wash hand right?
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
You don’t want get swine flu
Or someone pass to you
You better wash your body, your body, your body
H1N1
Is confirm no fun
Be careful where you go
US OR Mexico
If you have temperature
That means you got fever
Don’t just take honey
This flu is not funny
Maybe it’s time to wear a mask
Maybe you have forgotten SARS
Whatever the weather
Must bring thermometer
Stick it in your armpit or down there!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Though the level is yellow
Don’t be dirty fellow
You better wash your body, your body, your body
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after poo poo
Or germs will stick to you
Wash more than your body, your body, your body
I know you use finger
Don’t let the smell linger
I know you dig gold
And wipe on some pole
Scratch your backside
Think you can hide
You play your below
Take ice from my Milo
Maybe it’s time to be hygiene
Maybe you should be quarantined
Don’t be a spreader
We stay clean together
We’ll pick the kutus from each other’s hair!
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
If you think you’re infected
Don’t blur block go Orchand
Don’t pass to somebody
Somebody somebody
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
When you wash your body, wash your hands too
Must wash after pang jio
The Wonder Girls damn chio
They don’t want your body
Your body your body
Back in the days when we
Only took a bath monthly
Now looking at you I feel
As sick as Kim Jong ill
Your breathe smell like kimchi, you see
There’s no vaccine Eugene
Go wash your body
Wash your hand too

Great Illusion

Now I'm having my tea-break (heehehe...cannot work full swing!!!waaahhhhh). Tiz is a quick one!!

If you watch the below images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr Angry is on the left and Mrs. Calm is on the right. Get up from your seat and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! They switch places!!!

This illusion was created by Phillippe G. Schyns and Aude Olive of the Univ. of Glasgow.

"Behind the Success of every man, there is a woman"

Amazing picture!! Just press CTRL+A to select all and you will know why it is so...

"Are you drunk?"

"Beauty lies in the eyes of Beer-Holder"

Is it a Frog or a Horse?

And this proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!!!

Can You Read It???

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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Mgnieukt kjiaan Cmabrigde Uinervtisy sseaipa upn bleoh mmbcanaya waalu hruufyna brterbaur kraena oatk ktia tiadk mngjea hruuf stau-prestau tpai mmebcaa preaktaan sceara mnyeulruh asalakn hruuf peratma jgua ynag trakehir bareda diteamptyna):-

A Mind of A Child

What I would like to see in my aged parents/grandparents.

I am a boy. Boy is a boy. Girl is a girl but I am not a girl. Why I am not a girl is because I am a boy. A very good boy. I have a sister and three parents. Two mothers and one father. They are mad people and I am their mad child. We are all mad.

When they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money. Not money is not money. Money is good so I like money. When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and use.

Because of my three parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can go and use all their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together.

Starbucks Bekenu

Fuhhh....this is interesting! Nek tok bole tak org nemu adik bradik starbucks kat jalan nuju bekenu. Sapa2 nok gian dgn kopi starbucks time nuju rah Kuching ya, bole la cari kede tok. Really, the standard of living is really upgraded la.

Main door of Setarbak Kopi...

The customers lepak2 outside

Hihihi...the layout of the shop, erkkk...watch out what they sale next to the Setarbak Kopi shop

Ikan Kegemaran Anda

Just wanna share something today and for guys ofcoz. This is quite interesting email I've received from one of my frens who work with Sarawak Government at Kuching. Thanks Grace!

Jika wanita diumpamakan seperti ikan, kategori ikan apakah yang menjadi favorite anda?

Ikan Salmon

Bentuknya OK, indah, dagingnya pink muda dan enak dimakan. Tapi sayangnya mahal, soalnya masih boleh diimport. Sesuai, ada nilai dan kualiti.

Ini Wanita Bekerjaya

Ikan Arowana

Yang ini kalau di aquarium memperlihatkan kesombongan dan keangkuhan kerana tau tubuhnya indah, langkahnya lemah gemalai dan memancing mata nakal melihatnya di manapun dia bergaya. So pasti harganya mahal kalau ingin memilikinya.

Ini Peragawati, Celebriti or keatas

Ikan Mas Koki

Ini jenis ikan lumayan mahal, indah bentuknya, warnanya dan lenggang-lenggoknya. Sayangnya hanya boleh dilihat, dikagumi, tak boleh dimakan kerana termasuk kategori ikan hiasan.

Ini Bini Orang

Ikan DBKU

Jenis ini murah dan selalu menempel di kaca aquarium. Kalau sudah menempel, susah sangat nak lepaskannya, macam gam.

Ini Perempuan Alim, Anak Ustad

Ikan Keli

Ini harganya murah, boleh dimakan dimana saja. Banyak dijual di tepi jalan, harus hati-hati.

Ini Awek Tepi Jalan

Ikan Bilis

Bentuk dan rasanya gitu-gitu saja. Selalu sedap dimakan kalau tidak ada sayur atau tidak ada lauk yang lain.

Ini Bini Sendiri